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Patoka, Indiana 

The smallest town on planet earth. Has one blinking red light. Home to biggest meth problem on earth. Makes pretty babies. Once you're in, you never leave.
Jesus, was that Patoka, Indiana we just passed?!
Patoka, Indiana by kdeming1220 October 27, 2008
When something is aweinspiringly painful sounding. A contraction of the words wow and ouch.
Girl 1: I was at school yesterday, and I fell down 3 flights of stairs, amputated my thumb, and gave birth all at once.

Girl 2: Wowch. That takes talent.
Wowch by kdeming1220 October 26, 2008