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A twin is the one person you absolutly can't stand, but can not live with out. They are always there for you. Always annoying you. The one person you have the closest connection with. You share the same blood, same ideas, same qualities (at different intensity levels), however is usualy the opposite of you with the exception of own personality quarks. Is your sibling, your best friend and worst enemy. Your twin. Your brother or sister. Born at the same time you were. Uncomparable, death contributing love.
I can not stand my twin!

My twin is my best friend.

I love my twin.

If my twin does that one more time, I will hurt someone!
by TheTwinster March 30, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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One of the most annoying and awesome things on earth. On one hand you have this awesome person who looks just like you,and there a friend that's always there for you. But at the same time you have to live with constantly being thought of as twins and its pretty hard to shake that off and become your own person. It's fucking annoying when your a twin and the teacher is like how your brother/sister? Are you two fraternal? It kinda sucks to not be your own person sometimes.
Person One: Wow anna seems so awesome and unique.
Person two:Yeah,sucks that she's a twin and she can never talk to people without the words "Twin" in it.
Person One: Wow sucks for her.
by The only sane one December 28, 2007
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A fertilized egg is a zygote. Twins can come from the same egg that splits by meosis. Identical twins come from the same egg and are the same sex, but are not clones; personality and many other things are different including mental and physical illnesses. Fraternal twins come from seperate eggs and can be different sexes.
When two twins compete, one is usually a little to a lot better than the other.
by Twin Towers2 May 17, 2010
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What a woman says when referring to her breasts.
"Man, the twins almost came out of my shirt to say hi!"
by tw-nnz March 21, 2003
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A perfectly evenly sized pair of breast's
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!
by SlopNChop September 04, 2017
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