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The Serious and Funny Asian Friend who has a good laugh but stands up for his friends when they need it. If u become friends with a Parlan then you know you’re lucky since he is a one of a kind.
“Haha, look at your stupid shoes!” Says The Bully
“Hey don’t talk to him that way.” Says Parlan
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Parangutan 

A person who is constantly pranging out hard, almost like some sort of scatty great ape.
Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.
Parangutan by Urbex13 February 20, 2012

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.
Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.
Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018

Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)
Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

Peter Paranoia 

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!
Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010

parangaricutirimicuaro 

Parangaricutirimicuaro is a tongue twister that many Hispanics use. Sometimes used as teasing someone who repeats everything you say then you say Parangaricutirimicuaro, and you end up winning.

By the way that is the way you spell it. Many people spell it wrong.
(me: im hungry
you: im hungry
me: stop copying me
you: stop copying me
me: parangaricutirimicuaro
you: parag, parigua, para, ahh i give up!)

or here's a bigger phrase...

"El volcan del PARANGARICUTIRIMICUARO, se quiere DESPARANGARICUTIRIMICUAR, el que lo DESPARANGARICUTIRIMICUERE, sera un buen DESPARANGARICUTIRIMICUADOR"