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Paramilitary; sort of military
Paramedic; sort of a medic
by Kevinn January 27, 2007
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Paras is the name of a golden rock in India with the Golden Touch. Any metal it touches turns to gold. It is only a myth, however, scientists have went searching for this sacred stone and found nothing.
As sacred and unique as Paras.
by the_turbinator May 26, 2005
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used in my town for drunk, short for paraletic. extremely drunk of comatosed.
holy shit im para.

gonna get para tonight!
by Colej666 September 08, 2006
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A shortened version of the word (paraletic), describing the highest state of drunkeness. The final stage of being drunk before vommiting and/or blacking out. General memory loss.

Often coupled with an adjective or adverb.
John was so para last night.

I am getting totally para on friday.
by Sam Tendall November 06, 2007
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