iCoinedThat1199's definitions
the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny
by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."
"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed
don't get this confused with wet dream
don't get this confused with wet dream
I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

Some stranger in line mumbled something to me and started laughing. I had no idea what he said so I used the "yeah" escape.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009
