iCoinedThat1199's definitions

Chia Obama

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

Christmas chub

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

teacher's vet

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

piss dream

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream

I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

sprintizon&t

the ultimate phone service made up of Sprint, Verizon, and at&t

Paul: "What phone service do you have?"
Frank: "I have sprintizon&t. It's pretty legit."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

"yeah" escape

saying "yeah" and then smiling at someone when you really have no idea what they just said to you

Some stranger in line mumbled something to me and started laughing. I had no idea what he said so I used the "yeah" escape.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009