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Shameless statpadder currently playing for a shameless club. Most of his boring goals are penalties or tap-ins and he only scores a decent goal once in a blue moon.
Did you see the goal Paaland scored last night?
Yes it made me fall asleep instantly.
Paaland by ball knowledge April 28, 2023
a big viking that terrorizes the opposition box with tap ins he is a poacher and loves penaltys he has never scored a worldie give him his tap in or he will retire
did you paaland??
means i taped in in her box
Paaland by zest zaza March 25, 2023

paulandippidy 

an odd encounter with an unknown person that leaves a rather weird sense of confusion in your head matter.
That smoke session today was so paulandippidy.
paulandippidy by dankydoorag420 August 16, 2010

Palanding 

LIKES TO EAT AND GRAB ASS LIKES GIRKS PLAY FOOTBALL
Palanding like that ass
Palanding by Panflnba September 4, 2019

palandra 

A Big Pile of Blankets on the floor for a sleep over with the Crew!
Should we make a palandra to sleep on tonight?

paulandcarley 

people who are made for each other
paulandcarley are perfect.
paulandcarley by bookofeli January 25, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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