Palantir

A palantír is a magical artifact from J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy legendarium. A palantír (sometimes translated as "Seeing Stone" but literally meaning "Farsighted" or "One that Sees from Afar"; cf. English television) is a crystal ball, used for both communication and as a means of seeing events in other parts of the world.

Sauron used the Palantir to communicate with Sauraman.

Palantir by genivf November 7, 2015

Palantir

Sex without a condom. Magical.

Person 1: "Man, last night was awesome!"

Person 2: "Palantir?"

Person 1: "No, unfortunately not yet..."

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Person 1: "Yo, that concert rocked!"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was so Palantir!"

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Person 1: "Dude...I'm sort of scared. Had a Palantir incident last night and I'm second guessing whether it was a good idea..."

Person 2: "Yeah man, sometimes you have to be careful about Palantir."

Palantir by KDogg84 August 20, 2011

Palantir

To get as much information as possible on a person.

He got palantired by a co-worker so now he has to explain his background in psychedelic research.

Palantir by metaphor1k June 16, 2025

Palantir

A Miami-based data integration and analytics company founded in 2003 by Peter Thiel, Stephen Cohen, Joe Lonsdale, Alex Karp and Nathan Gettings. The primary audience of Palantir is federal agencies, state and local governments, international organisations and some private companies. The company has four primary operating systems, one of which being Palantir Gotham, an intelligence tool used by the United States Intelligence Community and United States Department of Defense. Palantir has been the subject of many controversies, primarily around claims that it allows for government surveillance of citizens.

yo im starting to think palantir is spying on me

Palantir by Obiii April 27, 2026

Palantir Wart

A sexually transmitted genital wart given to you by a closeted deeply conservative deviant.

I had to see a doctor; I got Palantir Warts from a guy I met off Grindr when the CPAC was in town.

Palantir Wart by Tarantulaking April 20, 2026

Palantine Bridge, Ny 

Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.

Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!

Palantine Bridge, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Palantiri 

The Stones of Seeing; powerful crystalline globes that enabled their users to witness events and communicate with one another over great distances. Seven of these were brought to Middle-earth by Elendil.

Palantiri by Larstait November 5, 2003