pantyless 

Instant hardon leading to blowing your load all over the nice woman's black dress.

I'd show you that I can do a handstand, but my skirt is short and I have no panties on.

::orgasm::

Oh shit, I just blew on myself!

pantyless by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

pantyless cheerleader 

The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.

At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.

pantyless cheerleader by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011

pantsless grampa 

A sexual joke, laugh at by Troy (Donald Glover) on Community.

Pierce talking to Abed-"Look I really don't need your advice and I'm not your pantsless grampa."
Troy-Laugh "pantsless grampa" second laugh.
Pierce-Looks up.
Scene ends

pantsless grampa by Samarui_30 October 30, 2009

pantsless o'clock 

The magical hour between 3 and 4am when it is acceptable to drop your pants within a group of people (usually theatre people) after working many long and strenuous hours most often drafting, model-building, loading-in or striking sets or lights onstage. It has its origins when a group of grad students spent most of week trapped inside a room drafting their final project for drafting class and just wanted to be comfortable so they dropped trow and pantsless o'clock was born

Pantsless o'clock was a little too revealing last night

pantsless o'clock by ukiechick13 February 20, 2010

Pantslessness 

A state of being without pants.

Jane: "ok, well, most people don't spend a lot of time pantsless"

John: "most people dont get to enjoy the freedom of pantslessness then"

Pantslessness by Badandy December 10, 2005

panthress 

A super confident sexy woman who’s beyond her mid thirties and owns the room and any man in it.

Michelle is such a panthress meow. Man she’s not a cougar she’s a total panthress.

panthress by MBstyle January 12, 2021

Pantless

1. A lack thereof pants.
2. To be at peace with ones legs.
3. A state of perfection. Not to be confuzed with the state of New York. Or Arkansas. Or Victoria. Or Hungary. Which is a country.

Pantless Dave is the king of the interweb. Bow before his might. The pantologists shall crush ye beneath their mighty pantlessness. Ye shall be cleansed, and ye pants burned.

Pantless by Pantless Dave April 21, 2006