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When the motion of your dick inside your pants begins to jerk you off. Usually due to you wearing compression clothing. It not usually nice because it happens at the most inconvenient times.
I was running yesterday, and my dick slid up in my pants. As I took those steps, it felt like someone's hand was down there. I got a decent pantjob.
pantjob by bigmetric October 4, 2017
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Alaskan Paintjob 

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
Alaskan Paintjob by Joe Joker May 30, 2011

pantyjob 

One of several related nouns, each describing a seperate form of sexual intercourse. Popularized by the website www.pantyjobs.com .

1) n. During sexual intercourse, a handjob given while a pair of panties is wrapped around the giver's hand as she strokes the recipient's penis.

2) n. During sexual intercourse, a somewhat awkward maneuver in which a male's penis is inserted into a pair of panties, and a handjob is given, while the giver is still wearing said panties.

3) n. During sexual intercourse, the act of a female grinding her hips against a male's penis, while wearing panties.
1) "Oh yeah, wrap those panties around your hand and give me a pantyjob!"

2) "Hang on, let me get my cock inside your panties so you can give me a pantyjob."

3) Grinding is the first step to a sucessful pantyjob.
pantyjob by Cletus T. Thomas May 1, 2006

Peter Panjob 

When Peanut Butter is spread on a Male's penis and then orally engulfed on.
Peanut Butter Blow Job Hand Job Peter Panjob

Wet paintjob 

When a woman cums while receiving oral from a man, and the man's face is covered in her juices.
I ate her out so good, she gave me a wet paintjob
Wet paintjob by Rock6d May 31, 2011

american paintjob 

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight

Ice Cream Paintjob 

Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.
-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.
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