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When someone paints your penis and/or testicles for sexual pleasure.
Jenny gave me a purple paintjob last night.
Paintjob by Lakeeta September 28, 2006
The act of having vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her period, and priceeding to mushroom stamp her with your blood-covered penis
My girlfriend was on her period last week, so I gave her a paintjob
Paintjob by JMM50 January 15, 2014
The art of anal sex when your girlfriend's/wife's former lunch came splattered all over your penis.
Fred: Girl, u got me paintjobb'd
Karen: eeuckkk!!
Paintjob by Lukibukifukiyouuu April 28, 2023

Alaskan Paintjob 

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
Alaskan Paintjob by Joe Joker May 30, 2011

Wet paintjob 

When a woman cums while receiving oral from a man, and the man's face is covered in her juices.
I ate her out so good, she gave me a wet paintjob
Wet paintjob by Rock6d May 31, 2011

american paintjob 

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

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