pancel

Cancelling on a plan whilst making it seem like the other persons fault

Person 1: so I have to work this weekend but you can still come if you want.

Person 2: OMG are you pancelling on me?!

pancel by Huwp November 29, 2016

pre-parcel anxiety 

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

pre-parcel anxiety by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

PANELO 

Panelo; n. handkerchief used to wipe ass, toilet paper (panakip butas); means “as far as I know", "don't know nothing and speculate, great pretender & blamer" ( palusot, walang alam, nahihibang & panakip butas -Filipino)ec ; proud lawyer of rapist & murderer (Mayor of Southern Luzon Province of the Philippines) of college students in the Philippines.

1. If you have no knowledge of the topic, use PANELO tactics. (Kapag wala kang alam palusot ka na lang ala PANELO);

2. PANELO should be used sparingly to save our forest (Toilet papers ay dapat minsan lang gagamitin ng hindi maubos ang mga puno sa kagubatan).

3. Use PANELO for real rapist & murderer in court (gamitin ang Panelo sa pagta tanggol sa mga mamamatay tao at mangga gahasa ng studyante).

PANELO by TruthVeritas August 21, 2019

Pandelerium 

A combination of "pandemonium" and "delirium"

The term was coined by Jeff Foxworthy.

Redneck woman: "It was pandelerium! I thought we'd be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see the chicken's coop go right over our roof! All I could think was, Caroline still has my casserole dish!"

Pandelerium by Balderdash March 16, 2007

Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

plancel

To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)

The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)

plancel by Conrad H. September 23, 2007

Panelology

Comic book collecting.

Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.

That panelologist has a collection of over 2,000 well-preserved and well-protected comic books. He's really into panelology.

Panelology by jediracer February 7, 2007