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pre-parcel anxiety
The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.
"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"
"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"
"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"
pre-parcel anxiety by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011
PANELO
Panelo; n. handkerchief used to wipe ass, toilet paper (panakip butas); means “as far as I know", "don't know nothing and speculate, great pretender & blamer" ( palusot, walang alam, nahihibang & panakip butas -Filipino)ec ; proud lawyer of rapist & murderer (Mayor of Southern Luzon Province of the Philippines) of college students in the Philippines.
1. If you have no knowledge of the topic, use PANELO tactics. (Kapag wala kang alam palusot ka na lang ala PANELO);
2. PANELO should be used sparingly to save our forest (Toilet papers ay dapat minsan lang gagamitin ng hindi maubos ang mga puno sa kagubatan).
3. Use PANELO for real rapist & murderer in court (gamitin ang Panelo sa pagta tanggol sa mga mamamatay tao at mangga gahasa ng studyante).
2. PANELO should be used sparingly to save our forest (Toilet papers ay dapat minsan lang gagamitin ng hindi maubos ang mga puno sa kagubatan).
3. Use PANELO for real rapist & murderer in court (gamitin ang Panelo sa pagta tanggol sa mga mamamatay tao at mangga gahasa ng studyante).
PANELO by TruthVeritas August 21, 2019
Pandelerium
Redneck woman: "It was pandelerium! I thought we'd be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see the chicken's coop go right over our roof! All I could think was, Caroline still has my casserole dish!"
Pandelerium by Balderdash March 16, 2007
Panceling
Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out
Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018
plancel
To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.
(I made this word up, but you should use it.)
(I made this word up, but you should use it.)
The specific plancel:
A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)
The two-way, generic plancel:
A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)
A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)
The two-way, generic plancel:
A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)
Panelology
Comic book collecting.
Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.
Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.
That panelologist has a collection of over 2,000 well-preserved and well-protected comic books. He's really into panelology.
Panelology by jediracer February 7, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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