jediracer's definitions

bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.

Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!

by jediracer October 22, 2012

conady

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.

I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!

by jediracer September 28, 2012

Westian

1. Of or similar to Adam West.

2. An Adam West like quality, specifically the mannerisms and/or speech of his portrayal of Batman in the 1970s.

Nicolas Cage's performance in the movie 'Kick-Ass' was very Westian.

by jediracer August 14, 2011

pillow topping

When a man thrusts his penis between a woman's large, soft butt-cheeks, eventually ejaculating on he back. Similar to titty-fucking, but with the butt-cheeks. No penetration, just a jack off with the cheeks.

I got up behind her and totally pillow topped that bitch. I was pillow topping her again and again, then blew my wad right up her back.

by jediracer July 8, 2010

modev

Slang term for a "mobile device"

Check out my new BlackBerry, it's a pretty sweet modev.

The phone is but one tiny function on my modev.

by jediracer June 9, 2009

golden valley

a female vagina

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!

by jediracer January 15, 2009

Panelology

Comic book collecting.

Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.

That panelologist has a collection of over 2,000 well-preserved and well-protected comic books. He's really into panelology.

by jediracer February 7, 2007