PANELO

Panelo; n. handkerchief used to wipe ass, toilet paper (panakip butas); means “as far as I know", "don't know nothing and speculate, great pretender & blamer" ( palusot, walang alam, nahihibang & panakip butas -Filipino)ec ; proud lawyer of rapist & murderer (Mayor of Southern Luzon Province of the Philippines) of college students in the Philippines.

1. If you have no knowledge of the topic, use PANELO tactics. (Kapag wala kang alam palusot ka na lang ala PANELO);

2. PANELO should be used sparingly to save our forest (Toilet papers ay dapat minsan lang gagamitin ng hindi maubos ang mga puno sa kagubatan).

3. Use PANELO for real rapist & murderer in court (gamitin ang Panelo sa pagta tanggol sa mga mamamatay tao at mangga gahasa ng studyante).

by TruthVeritas August 21, 2019

Panelo

dishonest, corrupt, dog of Duterte

Bong Go, Imee and Bato are Panelo.

by Matalinong Pilipino August 20, 2019

panelo

v. : to distort facts, to deceive witlessly in defense of a demagogue.

n. (a): a convoluted apologia, usually for something indefensible.

(b) a face worth punching; backpfeifengesicht

1. Hindi ka mananalo ng debate kung mag-papanelo ka lang!

2. Basura ang thesis mo, puro panelo ang laman.

3. Panelo ka! (defamatory)

by wintyrises August 21, 2019

Panelo

Fork tongue, fact twister, spinner of lies, brown noser, out of touch with reality.

I was reading a horrible news involving drug addicts being slaughtered by cops, only to find out it was a panelo spin wherein the addicts fought back.

by Duts Admin reeks August 21, 2019

Salvador Panelo

A Chinese secret agent the media doesn't want you to know.

Juan: Could you look at that Pedro? Salvador Panelo is doing Chinese stuffs again.
Pedro: He's just riding a jeep holding a Chinese flag.

by Just_satire November 4, 2019

kwentong panelo

An idiomatic expression. A story so ridiculous it can only be a lie.

Huwag kang maniwala kay Mang Kanor, puro “Kwentong Panelo” yan! (Do not believe Mang Kanor, he is full of lies!)

by PongPagong August 30, 2019