The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

pre-parcel anxiety by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

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parcel farce

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

parcel farce by norman156 February 18, 2008

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Pass-the-parcel

Its like the game pass the parcel except instead of a present its cum and everyone passes it to the next player by spitting it into their mouth. Music plays in the game but when it stops, the person with cum in their mouth has to swallow

Do you want to go to Dylan’s house to play pass-the-parcel?

I love the game because i get cum in my mouth

Pass-the-parcel by Partygames February 24, 2020

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love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.

dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.

love parcel by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008

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