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Homo. A Tuna who really likes other men. Term originally coined by Jeremy Shockley, NY Giants.
The male figure skater was proud to be parcels.
Parcels by urbangator March 25, 2004
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crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)
"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"
crotch parcels by SSPink January 18, 2006

fart parcels 

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"
fart parcels by jambags38 September 26, 2011

pre-parcel anxiety 

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.
"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

parcel farce 

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.
Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again
parcel farce by norman156 February 18, 2008

Pass-the-parcel 

Its like the game pass the parcel except instead of a present its cum and everyone passes it to the next player by spitting it into their mouth. Music plays in the game but when it stops, the person with cum in their mouth has to swallow
Do you want to go to Dylan’s house to play pass-the-parcel?

I love the game because i get cum in my mouth
Pass-the-parcel by Partygames February 24, 2020

love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.

dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.
love parcel by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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