pallywhacker 

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

pallywhacker by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004

polywhacker

a person, usually a female, who jacks off multiple guys for a form of sexual enjoyment

-Dam i wanna get Kim wet!
-Me too...hey maybe she's a polywhacker!

polywhacker by hillariez March 12, 2011

paddywhackery 

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

paddywhackery by damien May 13, 2005

Golden Tallywhackers  

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.

The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!

Golden Tallywhackers by Maria and Alii November 25, 2007

Tallywhacker 

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"

Tallywhacker by tania January 26, 2004

Tallywhacker 

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.

Tallywhacker by cyphercube November 6, 2003