Sallywhacker

A very masculine, heterosexual man. A man who eats glass corn flakes with a side of galvanized steel. A man who breaks heads over beer bottles. A man who, when fixes his gaze upon a person, said person instantaneously gives birth, whether male or female. Not to be confused with sally, tallywhacker, or queer motherfucker.

"You sallywhacker, you knocked up my sister! Wear these glasses, asshole, and stop eye-fucking my family members."

by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

pallywhacker

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

Golden Tallywhackers

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.

The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!

by Maria and Alii November 25, 2007

Tallywhacker

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"

by tania January 26, 2004

Tallywhacker

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.

by cyphercube November 6, 2003

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019