Tallywhacker

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"

by tania January 26, 2004

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.

by cyphercube November 06, 2003

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 07, 2003

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

by Charles January 04, 2005

An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.

Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021

by Anonymous October 26, 2003