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pallywhacker 

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.
pallywhacker by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

POLLYWACKER 

1. A GIRL WHO BE ON A BOY JOCK ALL DAY.
2. A BOY THATS ALWAYS IN A GIRLS MOUTH
3. YOU JUST A DUMBASS
WHOEVER IS READING THIS is a pollywacker
POLLYWACKER by POLLY&CRACKER September 29, 2008

Polywacker 

A walk over that let's people wave their dicks in there face
That guy waited to be served for 50 minutes, what a polywacker
Polywacker by Ballsdeep69996 January 1, 2017

poodywhacker 

Someone who finds themselves to be to sexually attracted to the section between the vagina and the butt hole.
Poodywhackers are a very kinky bunch of people
poodywhacker by OnlineNomad August 31, 2022

polyjacker

The crème de la crème of concrete repairmen
That polyjacker is a bad ass mother fucker!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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