Ron's definitions

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

The City

People who think Long Island is Upstate.

I guess Long Island is upstate

by Ron March 28, 2005

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

by Ron November 18, 2006

pipework

act of having sex. abbreviated - "pw", or "pdub". associated with "laying pipe".

i tried callin him, but i guess he was doin some pipework.

i went over to ol' girl's house to do some pipework.

by ron June 12, 2003

box

Female Genitalia, usually used in a derogitory manner.

Stacy is nice to look at but I heard she has a smelly box.

by Ron July 10, 2003