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paddywhackery 

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".
"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"
paddywhackery by damien May 13, 2005
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Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.
Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.
Paddywhacked by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

paddywhaker 

spanking stick for Irishmen
paddywhaker by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Paddywhacked

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"
Paddywhacked by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009

Paddywacker 

When someone is a true alpha male, a physical beast and a brave passionate man who wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be given the name Paddywacker.
“Paddywacker is such a legend
I wish I knew a paddywacker”
Paddywacker by Big D 25 February 11, 2021

Paddywacker 

When you tickle a males testicles back and forth, one testicle at a time. Almost like a paintball gun trigger motion.
She gave my nuts the ole paddywacker the other night.
Paddywacker by Janetsnakehole December 3, 2023
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