pallywacker

A person that sticks to the experienced guy in a demo derby and only hits another car when it only benefits him.

"Ahh. He's not doing anything. Freekin' pallywacker!"

by Big Nate May 19, 2004

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

pallywhacker

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

pallywanked

The feeling of extreme relaxation after you get done giving someone a wet danny.

Ya i flushed her ass but it was worth it cause now im pallywanked.

by Nate G. March 13, 2005

Pallywaller

Something that is generally nonsensical.

Ron: “There is a devastating pamdemic sweeping the nation, where women named Pam are mysteriously disappearing!”
Carolina: “That sounds like Pallywaller.”

by K.C. Lime June 19, 2021

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

pillywicker

british slang for calling someone silly or ridiculous

“I can’t believe you slipped on that banana peel, you pillywicker!”

by lilnuggetboih May 23, 2020