paddlefile

a slang word for men who like lil' girls.
its what the gansters use nowadays in ol' country, and the hood of compton.

Man that guy is such a paddlefile with his squinty evil eyes of lust for that underage girl.

by B rocky lee December 28, 2007

Puddlefile

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

PaddleLeaf

A very small watermelon-like frog on a tree, and also under your bed. Paddleleaf's are usually found in the middle of Antarctica, where it is nice and warm.

"Did you catch a Paddleleaf on the weekend?" Said Joe.

"No, i didn't." Said Peter.

by gongdongdingdongbang May 19, 2022

PUDDLEFILE

An individual who keeps all the puddle all to himself at a party, gathering or social event.

John smoked the entire bowl to himself In front of all of his buddies. Thus, becoming known as a puddlefile.

by M&D HARTZ November 12, 2022

puddlefied

when you wake up in a puddle of your own drool while taking a nap or falling asleep

person 1: "how'd you sleep"
person 2: "i was puddlefied"

by anonymous December 2, 2024