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Puddlefile 

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.
I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .
Puddlefile by poptartjesus December 6, 2009
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PUDDLEFILE 

An individual who keeps all the puddle all to himself at a party, gathering or social event.
John smoked the entire bowl to himself In front of all of his buddies. Thus, becoming known as a puddlefile.
PUDDLEFILE by M&D HARTZ November 12, 2022

puddlephile 

A man who is habitually attracted to puddlesluts.
Matt's always going after the puddlesluts....
He's such a puddlephile! Ish!
puddlephile by Matt's roommate B September 9, 2020

Puddlified 

To be turned to a puddle of mush by something so adorable that u just CANNOT handle it.
My gf just Puddlified me.
Puddlified by DWheeler123456 November 14, 2014

puddleface

a derogatory term, describing a mopey faced person. Originally used by Charlie Brooker in his Screen Burn column
Jesus, he's such a puddleface.
puddleface by Poisoned Dwarf October 9, 2009

Puddlefist

The act of a male ‘pulling out’ during the act of making love with his freaky, freaky bitch before he ejaculates into a puddle on the floor. The male then dips his knuckles into said puddle and fists the ever-loving fuck out of his partner.
Person 1: “Dude Becky is a freak! I hear she likes to get puddlefisted!”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”

paddlefile 

a slang word for men who like lil' girls.
its what the gansters use nowadays in ol' country, and the hood of compton.
Man that guy is such a paddlefile with his squinty evil eyes of lust for that underage girl.
paddlefile by B rocky lee December 28, 2007