PaddleLeaf 

A very small watermelon-like frog on a tree, and also under your bed. Paddleleaf's are usually found in the middle of Antarctica, where it is nice and warm.

"Did you catch a Paddleleaf on the weekend?" Said Joe.

"No, i didn't." Said Peter.

PaddleLeaf by gongdongdingdongbang May 19, 2022

PaddleHeads 

A term used to relay a really bad idea, typically in a group setting.

The six people sitting around the conference table, “What should we rename the team? How about the PaddleHeads, Billy said.”

PaddleHeads by xx406xx November 4, 2019

PaddleHeads 

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

PaddleHeads by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019