puddlefied

when you wake up in a puddle of your own drool while taking a nap or falling asleep

person 1: "how'd you sleep"
person 2: "i was puddlefied"

by anonymous December 2, 2024

Puddlified

To be turned to a puddle of mush by something so adorable that u just CANNOT handle it.

My gf just Puddlified me.

by DWheeler123456 November 14, 2014

Puddlefile

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

Puzzlefied

adj. when someone is so confused they cant make up their mind and everybody else suffers from your idiotic and lack of knowledge

" Hey puzzlefied man in the front your holding up the line make a decision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jjjjooooohhhhnnnnkkkkaaazzzzzz August 7, 2008

Purplefied

The state of being after smoking Purple Haze. Symptoms include seeing everything in purple, cravings for grape drink, laziness, and the munchies.

Steve over there is totally purplefied.

by Assdaddy March 13, 2011

Puddlefist

The act of a male ‘pulling out’ during the act of making love with his freaky, freaky bitch before he ejaculates into a puddle on the floor. The male then dips his knuckles into said puddle and fists the ever-loving fuck out of his partner.

Person 1: “Dude Becky is a freak! I hear she likes to get puddlefisted!”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”

by Puddlefistinsince07 May 5, 2019

PUDDLEFILE

An individual who keeps all the puddle all to himself at a party, gathering or social event.

John smoked the entire bowl to himself In front of all of his buddies. Thus, becoming known as a puddlefile.

by M&D HARTZ November 12, 2022