opneheimer 

A person who opneheims other people and wants to legalize nuclear bombs.

AJ: Justis is such an opneheimer. He opneheimed my mom last night and tried to explode my house with his legalized opneheim bomb.
Justis: Who wants to get opneheimed?
AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

opneheimer by TheOpneheimer September 10, 2023

oppenheimer moment 

Not to be confused with an epic gamer moment.
It is a moment of realisation of how bad of a person you are after killing literally billions of NPCs and/or committing other unbelievable atrocities in videogames.
This expression is actually referencing a famous quote of J.Robert Oppenheimer, one of the father's of US nuclear program. While describing his feelings from witnessing the first explosion of an atomic bomb, he said:

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, “Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” I suppose we all thought that one way or another".

gosh this be giving me goosebumps every f-ing time.

I've stopped playing Plague Inc. after realising that I've actually killed 7 billions of people like 7 times. That was trully an oppenheimer moment.

oppenheimer moment by my 69th tacos lyonnais April 15, 2022

Ogleheimer's 

A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.

Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."

Ogleheimer's by brainyuck June 12, 2011

Oppenheimer 

The guy who headed the project that created the world's first nuclear weapon. He is known as "the father of the atomic bomb", and is famous for heralding the beginning of the atomic age with a quote from the Bhagavad Gita: "Now, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

William Laurence to Oppenheimer after the Trinity test: "Now we are all sons of bitches."

Oppenheimer by AnaphylaxisMan April 27, 2011

Openheimer's 

The condition in which you think you forgot, or actually forgot, to close something important - your car, front door, stove, etc.

I can't remember if I locked the car. I must be getting Openheimer's.
Damn, I left the car open again. I've got Openheimer's for sure!

Openheimer's by brainyuck May 12, 2011

Schrodinger's Oppenheimer 

A delightfully perplexing cosmic conundrum paying homage to the renowned physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his pivotal role in the development of the first nuclear bomb. This whimsical phenomenon embodies the essence of quantum absurdity, where one's taste buds are suspended in a state of delectable uncertainty. Picture this: sinking your teeth into a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie while simultaneously stubbing your toe on an oblivious coffee table. In that fleeting moment, the universe playfully merges the blissful sweetness of the cookie with the agonizing pain of the stubbed toe, leaving you to ponder the paradoxical wonders of Schrodinger's Oppenheimer. It's a hilariously explosive collision of culinary and physical sensations, a true testament to the peculiar twists and turns of existence. Only those with a knack for cosmic mishaps can fully appreciate the quantum flavors and toe-tapping oddities of this deliciously absurd phenomenon.

In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.

I was in the kitchen with my slime baking edibles when I accidentally pulled Schrodinger's Oppenheimer.
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!

Schrodinger's Oppenheimer by Foreskin Master July 18, 2023

The Oppenheimer

When a mentally unstable leftist woman makes you read The Bhagavad Gita, as she inserts you into her.

Damn bro after they watched the Nolan film she did The Oppenheimer on him.

The Oppenheimer by Floaterjust July 25, 2023