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Essentially a hi to everyone, including anyone who would've thought that they were not really included in an "hi all" or "hi everybody".

Person-wise omnidirectional hi is omnidirectional in the landscape of people.
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platter:yeah, laserbearmass infused beetle is omnisuperior
giordioio: nah, beetle-inducement applied laserbearmass is the best.
raging_unicorn: omnihi :) btw, infusement of beetle with laserbearmass is the best.
omnihi by Mahdiou November 12, 2009
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Omniliberal 

A political ideology created and developed by Oxygen Not Included player, Steven Kenneth Bonnell II. It seeks to ground moral axioms by employing hyper-rationality in order to maximize happiness for all and in turn for the self.

This ideology rejects morals and is often described as moral anti-realist.It also rejects Kant and all other forms of deontology. Omniliberals are pure consequentialists. Depending on the question at hand, they can be either rule utilitarians or ethical egoists.

Omniliberalism is also concerned with human sexuality and relationships. The omniliberal must be open minded in their own and other's sexuality and relationship choices. However, despite being open to all types of relationships, omniliberalism assigns priority to polyamory. It is also not concerned about age differences between participants.

The goal of the omniliberal ideology according to Bonnell, is to be a superior form of neoliberalism that rejects the nonsense of the right, while embracing the positive aspects of the left to create a capitalist utopia with greater social safety nets that is free from the tyranny and stupidity of both fascists and tankies.
As an omniliberal, I have to ask because I'm super curious; why the fuck do you give a shit about some dumb cat being thrown when you're not a vegan?

*Slams desk* *windows noise* What a fucking omniliberal, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little, omniliberal, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little OMNILIBERAL, dude. Holy shit, dude.
Omniliberal by swagyswagerson January 3, 2020
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adj.
1. To be hip at all times, in all places and situations.
2. To have an ever-present quality of hipness.
3. Imperviousness to unhipness.
4. To be so hip as to transcend all definitions of what is hip.
Mary, Susan and Rene do not even have to try to be cool - they're omnihip.
omnihip by Mary Halbe July 16, 2008

Omnihilate 

To destroy everything. From Omni (all) + Annihilate.
Random supervillain: I am going to omnihilate the universe!
Omnihilate by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2011

OmniPilot 

a software company that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since OmniPilot was founded 5 years ago, and has a Kyle.

I used to flip lists for a living, but now I work at OmniPilot and also flip arrays and sets, iterate trees, and define local and global variables. Now I'm a serious pimp.
OmniPilot by Chris Corwin December 3, 2004

Omnicism 

The belief that all religions and people are connected in some way or another. Omnicists believe in almost all religions (such as Buddhism and Christianity) but only believe in certain aspects of those religions.

First created by Andrew Edwards (year 2007) in the attempt to better the world through religion. Omnicism believes that in the beginning of time there was one religion in which everyone took part of. it is also believed that this religion might have been lost with the creation of different nations/religions. By splitting the religions into different parts many different names came to be known as the God (such as Buddha, God, etc.), and that with different names came different practices.

Now, Omnicism is different from other religions in that Omnicists believe that everyone goes to Heaven if they do good deeds and except the "Almighty One" in their lives. Omnicists also believe in staying healthy and living life to its fullest. Most Omnicists are often seen doing extreme sports and other thrilling events. Omnicism is not practiced as much as Christianity or other religions but with some help there might be a place for all people to live together in harmony.
"He believes in Buddha and God, so he must believe in Omnicism!"
Omnicism by Omniman March 25, 2007

omnimitaly 

a new yorker that actively engages in playing socom 2, half of a team that made it to the top 20 gamebattles doubles ladder. this fellow now parties hard and has no regrets. props to my man.
I was writing a book, and the books called bitch! Makes me wanna fuck omnimitaly.
omnimitaly by mongolbeast December 10, 2008