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Essentially a hi to everyone, including anyone who would've thought that they were not really included in an "hi all" or "hi everybody".

Person-wise omnidirectional hi is omnidirectional in the landscape of people.
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platter:yeah, laserbearmass infused beetle is omnisuperior
giordioio: nah, beetle-inducement applied laserbearmass is the best.
raging_unicorn: omnihi :) btw, infusement of beetle with laserbearmass is the best.
omnihi by Mahdiou November 12, 2009
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Omniliberal 

A political ideology created and developed by Oxygen Not Included player, Steven Kenneth Bonnell II. It seeks to ground moral axioms by employing hyper-rationality in order to maximize happiness for all and in turn for the self.

This ideology rejects morals and is often described as moral anti-realist.It also rejects Kant and all other forms of deontology. Omniliberals are pure consequentialists. Depending on the question at hand, they can be either rule utilitarians or ethical egoists.

Omniliberalism is also concerned with human sexuality and relationships. The omniliberal must be open minded in their own and other's sexuality and relationship choices. However, despite being open to all types of relationships, omniliberalism assigns priority to polyamory. It is also not concerned about age differences between participants.

The goal of the omniliberal ideology according to Bonnell, is to be a superior form of neoliberalism that rejects the nonsense of the right, while embracing the positive aspects of the left to create a capitalist utopia with greater social safety nets that is free from the tyranny and stupidity of both fascists and tankies.
As an omniliberal, I have to ask because I'm super curious; why the fuck do you give a shit about some dumb cat being thrown when you're not a vegan?

*Slams desk* *windows noise* What a fucking omniliberal, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little, omniliberal, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little OMNILIBERAL, dude. Holy shit, dude.
Omniliberal by swagyswagerson January 3, 2020
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adj.
1. To be hip at all times, in all places and situations.
2. To have an ever-present quality of hipness.
3. Imperviousness to unhipness.
4. To be so hip as to transcend all definitions of what is hip.
Mary, Susan and Rene do not even have to try to be cool - they're omnihip.
omnihip by Mary Halbe July 16, 2008

Omnihilate 

To destroy everything. From Omni (all) + Annihilate.
Random supervillain: I am going to omnihilate the universe!
Omnihilate by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2011

OmniPilot 

NOUN - a prototype software company.
a software company that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since OmniPilot was founded 5 years ago, and has a Kyle.

I used to flip lists for a living, but now I work at OmniPilot and also flip arrays and sets, iterate trees, and define local and global variables. Now I'm a serious pimp.
OmniPilot by Chris Corwin December 3, 2004

Omnicism 

The belief that all religions and people are connected in some way or another. Omnicists believe in almost all religions (such as Buddhism and Christianity) but only believe in certain aspects of those religions.

First created by Andrew Edwards (year 2007) in the attempt to better the world through religion. Omnicism believes that in the beginning of time there was one religion in which everyone took part of. it is also believed that this religion might have been lost with the creation of different nations/religions. By splitting the religions into different parts many different names came to be known as the God (such as Buddha, God, etc.), and that with different names came different practices.

Now, Omnicism is different from other religions in that Omnicists believe that everyone goes to Heaven if they do good deeds and except the "Almighty One" in their lives. Omnicists also believe in staying healthy and living life to its fullest. Most Omnicists are often seen doing extreme sports and other thrilling events. Omnicism is not practiced as much as Christianity or other religions but with some help there might be a place for all people to live together in harmony.
"He believes in Buddha and God, so he must believe in Omnicism!"
Omnicism by Omniman March 25, 2007

omnimitaly 

a new yorker that actively engages in playing socom 2, half of a team that made it to the top 20 gamebattles doubles ladder. this fellow now parties hard and has no regrets. props to my man.
I was writing a book, and the books called bitch! Makes me wanna fuck omnimitaly.
omnimitaly by mongolbeast December 10, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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