17 definitions by MISTER OWNINATOR
A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".
The primary export of Dafuq is falafel
by MISTER OWNINATOR August 17, 2013
John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 7, 2006
by MISTER OWNINATOR March 24, 2008
Pro-Deather: You're pro-life? You don't care about women's rights!
Pro-Lifer: Yes, just like I don't care about a mugger's right to shoot you
Pro-Lifer: Yes, just like I don't care about a mugger's right to shoot you
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 11, 2012
Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2007
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 21, 2011
When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification
I buttsturbated yesterday
by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010