Of cows

A way of saying/pronouncing "of course" for dramatic drawl and humorous effect.

Thanks for the compliment!
Of cows!

Wanna go out tonight?
Of cows. I am down for the cows. (cause)

Of cows by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023

brownest of cows 

Someone who is extremely foul.

Jacob is the brownest of cows, he has not changed his shorts in a week.

brownest of cows by Francis96 October 30, 2012

City of cows 

The state of Nebraska

"Have you ever been to the city of cows?"
"No."
"It's a shit hole."

City of cows by Big corn December 9, 2017

heard of cows 

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

heard of cows by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Life span of cows 

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

Life span of cows by Smoll potato December 4, 2021

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole by Robinhos April 25, 2015

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter 

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025