LingDanc803's definitions

omu

This is an alternate to "omg" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym means "Oh my Universe"

Omu, did you hear what happened?

This can't be real, omu.

Omu fml

by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023

Crapulous

Crap + fabulous = crapulous. Something that is fabulously crappy, it really sucks, or is crappy but famous.

My work day today was crapulous.

Trump's behavior was truly crapulous.

The grade I got on my final was crapulous.

by LingDanc803 August 16, 2023

Rave mentor

Someone who mentors you in the rave/EDM/club/nightlife scene.

Wow, I am so thankful to have such a knowledgeable rave mentor who has taken me under their wing and brought forth so much wisdom, experience, and help.

by LingDanc803 January 16, 2023

Exploitaversary

Your exploitation anniversary, aka your job/work anniversary. Also known as exploitersary.

I am celebrating my 10-year exploitaversary this week.

I no longer celebrate my exploitaversary because fuck capitalism!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

FFL

Family for life

You are FFL

I want us to be ffl

I love you my ffl

by LingDanc803 September 15, 2023

AIFO

Acronym for And I FUCKING OOP!
An expression when you are so shooketh to the core and gagged that it is the only appropriate response.

You did not just say that... AIFO!!!!!

Wtf did you just say? Bitch AIFO!!!

Oooooo that was awkward.. AIFO!!

by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023

FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023