LingDanc803's definitions

AIFO

Acronym for And I FUCKING OOP!
An expression when you are so shooketh to the core and gagged that it is the only appropriate response.

You did not just say that... AIFO!!!!!

Wtf did you just say? Bitch AIFO!!!

Oooooo that was awkward.. AIFO!!

by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023

omu

This is an alternate to "omg" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym means "Oh my Universe"

Omu, did you hear what happened?

This can't be real, omu.

Omu fml

by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023

Crapulous

Crap + fabulous = crapulous. Something that is fabulously crappy, it really sucks, or is crappy but famous.

My work day today was crapulous.

Trump's behavior was truly crapulous.

The grade I got on my final was crapulous.

by LingDanc803 August 16, 2023

HAR

HAR is an acronym for “Horny and responsive”. People tend to be more responsive when they’re horny, so you can say they’re HAR.

Person A: Has your bf responded, yet?
Person B: Yes, he’s been very responsive. He’s quite HAR if I’m honest.
Person A: You’ve got him in a good place! Take advantage!
Person B: I will (;

by LingDanc803 October 13, 2018

Exploitaversary

Your exploitation anniversary, aka your job/work anniversary. Also known as exploitersary.

I am celebrating my 10-year exploitaversary this week.

I no longer celebrate my exploitaversary because fuck capitalism!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Cathargic

The combination of the words cathartic and lethargic. It is something that may be cathartically lethargic, or lethargically cathartic.

Learning Spanish has been so cathartic for me; it is really fun but I feel that my progress has been really cathargic.

by LingDanc803 September 23, 2021

Absoputalutamente

The Spanish equivalent of "absofuckinglutely". It can be "absolutaputamente" as well depending on where you prefer to put "puta" in the adverb "absolutamente".

¿Estás listo para que comience el semestre?
Absoputalutamente NO.

¿Quieres salir conmigo esta noche? ¡ABSOPUTALUTAMENTE SÍ!

by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023