LingDanc803's definitions

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018

Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

Dorkgoof

A goofdork is a combination of a goof and a dork.

You’re so funny and nerdy, a total dorkgoof!

by LingDanc803 December 3, 2018

GIT

GIT is an acronym for GET IT TOGETHER!

You are such a hot mess, you need to GIT or get out of my face!

by LingDanc803 December 6, 2018

FIUB

FIUB is an acronym: Fuck it up bitch!

You are slaying on the dancfloor, damn, FIUB!!!

by LingDanc803 December 6, 2018

HAR

HAR is an acronym for “Horny and responsive”. People tend to be more responsive when they’re horny, so you can say they’re HAR.

Person A: Has your bf responded, yet?
Person B: Yes, he’s been very responsive. He’s quite HAR if I’m honest.
Person A: You’ve got him in a good place! Take advantage!
Person B: I will (;

by LingDanc803 October 13, 2018

SBG

SBG is an acronym to describe someone who is sweaty but gorgeous.

Person A: That guy has been dancing his ass off. He’s so sweaty and dressed up and looks so hot.

Person B: yeah, he’s totally SBG!
Person A: I agree! Let’s flirt with him!

by LingDanc803 October 13, 2018