Oaklahoma

A southern state where oak trees are grown.

Besides producing stout lumber for fine furniture and barrels., Oaklahoma also exports the fall crop of acorns for feeding hogs and squirrels.

by QuacksO October 25, 2018

Oaklahoma

i live in oaklahoma ___, the pieces are there put them together

hilly billy from oaklahoma

by keemok August 17, 2021

Oaklahoma road middle school

Where all the Christians become hoes and the hoes become scarred. The teachers don't give a shit ab ur future nor does the principal. This school is where sneaking ur phone is more troublesome then punching a kid. No one likes the weird kid and usually has a ghetto group. Where girls want sexuall contact and boys are too pussy to handle. No one even knows what their favorite subject is bc their all trash in some way.

Hey do u got to oaklahoma road middle school?

Yea

Ur mom's a hoe

by Whoeverthrewthatpaper3003 November 23, 2019

the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog

when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth.

george thought of the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog

by turd burgeler April 7, 2008

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.

Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Oklahoma Wind

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.

I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.

by xkfalling September 14, 2010

Mister Oklahoma

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018