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home of the quakenado.... one of the few places in the world where two natural disaster happen at the same time.
Dude I was in oklahoma last week and I had to run out side 'cause of the quake.... then the tornado horn went off and I had to go in the shelter! I know bro I hate QUAKENADOS!
by ddrift November 19, 2011
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A state where it gets too hot to shovel snow (even though there's snow on the ground.)
Dad: Could you please shovel the snow off the driveway?

Me: Gee, it's kind of hot to be doing that...

Dad: Damn Oklahoma weather.
by El dorito December 06, 2009
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The birth place of Chuck Norris, and the hillbilly heartland. The place everyone disses because they wish they could have the low poverty rates, and economy that Oklahoma has. Is pretty diverse because it was the dumpster for races that the US didn't want a long time ago. And it actually has some pretty good looking girls, although strangely all the ugly ass ones are the ones who get pregnant.
by I'm actually from Oklahoma September 16, 2013
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reddest state in the union. home to the people who want to create a volunteer state militia to oppose the federal government.
Oklahoma: Welcome to the Land of Jesus and Guns.
by mr. patriot April 13, 2010
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non-chalant slang word signifying when a man has an 'erection'.

Named after state of Oklahoma for its significant long, straight, panhandle.

Word is useful in conversations when simply stating 'I have an erection' would be inappropriate or awkward
"Damn, Oklahoma."

"Mike, you coming?" 'Yeah, i'm just going to sit here for a minute or two, Oklahoma'

"Enjoying the show?" 'Oklahoma, ma'am.'
by R. Ection June 27, 2011
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A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.
Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.
by Phaenixdrools January 07, 2007
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1) A US State
2) A Musical by Rogers and Hammerstein that was later turned into a movie.
1) I have never visited Oklahoma but I want to.
2) I watched "Oklahoma" last night.
by anonymous = secret name November 01, 2010
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