Definitions by xkfalling
Old man's breath
When your riding in a car, fart, raise your ass up a couple inche's from the seat so you can acceess your fart and suck it up in your mouth. Quickly face the driver and blow the fart in to their face.
I gave Laura old man's breath and she couldn'tbelieve what I have done. I celebrated because it did work. WOOHOO
Old man's breath by xkfalling October 4, 2010
Oklahoma Wind
When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
Oklahoma Wind by xkfalling September 14, 2010