Oklahoma Wind

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.
by xkfalling September 14, 2010
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Old man's breath

When your riding in a car, fart, raise your ass up a couple inche's from the seat so you can acceess your fart and suck it up in your mouth. Quickly face the driver and blow the fart in to their face.
I gave Laura old man's breath and she couldn'tbelieve what I have done. I celebrated because it did work. WOOHOO
by xkfalling October 02, 2010
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