nuttly

A nickname given to your wildest -yet outwardly suave and collected friend.

The friend who you expect to be a perfect gentleman until the crucial amount of intoxication is achieved, then anything is possible

Can you believe that Nuttly banged my mom after treating her to a nice dinner?

by SeaCalmer March 16, 2023

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

nuttypoo

Peanut butter

For lunch today, I had a nuttypoo-and-jelly on whole wheat, and a glass of cold milk.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 27, 2020

Nuttler

Someone that nuts three times or more in one night, either in discovery or out of pure depression.

He became a "Nuttler" after nutting three times at three A.M.

by 1800defined October 14, 2018

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Nutty traf

A rather pungent expulsion of air

Debbie surprised me with a rather nutty traf

by Nutty traf August 28, 2018