nutsucker

Scotty B., A.K.A. "Drunk Pop"

What the fuck are you doing, nutsucker?

nutsucker by darmer December 29, 2004

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutsacker 

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks

Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.

nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

Nutsacked 

When a man receives a considerable amount of damage to his balls.

"god, did u see the way he landed on his balls? He totally just got nutsacked."

Nutsacked by freethroepr January 1, 2014

nadsucker 

Someone who insists on referring to Tea Party activists as "teabaggers" because of the word's pre-existing sexual connotation. Derives from some TP sympathizers' response of inviting such persons to suck their 'nads.

You're never going to convince that guy to stop calling you a teabagger because he's a habitual nadsucker hoping to score.

nadsucker by ak4mc November 12, 2010

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

nutsackery by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008