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nutsacked 

When someone takes your backpack/purse empties it out, flips it inside out, places everything back in, and zips it up. This usually occurs when the victim leaves their bag unattended in class. If a talented perpetrator finds a bag with an inner pocket, he/she can double nutsack the bag.
Bob: "Hey Jeff just left to use the bathroom!"
Joe: "Help me nutsack his backpack!"
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Natalie: "Can you watch my purse? I need to go get something from John's locker."
Katie: "Ok... (Natalie leaves the classroom) Haha sucks for her, hasn't she leanred not to leave things with me? Poor girl is going to get double nutsacked."
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Desmond: WTF man, who the hell nutsacked my backpack!?

Nutsacked 

Encountering a compulsive liar, only to later realize how insane their stories were and you feel stupid for believing them. Also relevant, a nutsack is the person compelling you with their made up tales.
Nutsack sent pictures of five different guys claiming they were her boyfriend, and she was pregnant but a virgin? We got nutsacked.
Nutsacked by badgirlnumber1 August 16, 2022

nutsack of nowhere

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.
nutsack of nowhere by levine2112 November 25, 2007
Term for the male testicles. Also known as balls, hangers, sack, nuts, etc. Having nuts and feeling them swing throughout the day is a daily reminder for men that we have power by having a nutsack between our legs
Dude. All that porn I have been edging to for hours is making me want to DRAIN my NUTSACK. I need to BUST A NUT.
Nutsack by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023

nutsacker 

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks
Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.
nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

Nutsack Cheese 

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
Nutsack Cheese by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016