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nupsuckle 

when yur asss gets fucked so hard you cum from your ass
Have nupsuckle sex boii.

nutsacker 

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks
Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.
nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business
Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.
nutsackery by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutbucker 

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.
Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

Nutuckles 

The consequence of trying to finish off a jar of Nutella using your hand and ending up with Nutella-smeared knuckles.
Nutella is so addicting but these Nutuckles make me look like a savage.
Nutuckles by chocolatier245 July 28, 2012