ak4mc's definitions

bureaucrap

(verb) The act of putting an idea, proposal or document through examination by a bureaucracy or bureaucratically minded administrator.

"I had a great idea but I don't know what it'll look like once management gets done bureaucrapping all over it."

by ak4mc September 6, 2011

nadsucker

Someone who insists on referring to Tea Party activists as "teabaggers" because of the word's pre-existing sexual connotation. Derives from some TP sympathizers' response of inviting such persons to suck their 'nads.

You're never going to convince that guy to stop calling you a teabagger because he's a habitual nadsucker hoping to score.

by ak4mc November 12, 2010

Twetten

To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.

“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”

by ak4mc January 25, 2011

wrnog

Something that is so wrong that even spelling "wrong" correctly doesn't do it justice.

"Did you see how he was kissing his sister? That was just wrnog."

by ak4mc September 6, 2011

malpresidency

A presidency, the most obvious characteristic of which is maladministration.

I haven't seen things this bad since the Carter Malpresidency.

by ak4mc July 8, 2010

Establican

A member of the Establishment wing of the Republican Party -- fiscally irresponsible and unsympathetic to the views of grass-roots Republicans, but not an aisle-jumping RINO like Jim Jeffords or Arlen Specter.

It's no wonder John McCain lost in 2008, he pretends to be a maverick but he's really just another Establican.

by ak4mc October 26, 2010

NJNBHN

An internet acronym signifying "Not just no but hell no." Used when rejecting a proposition that is beyond merely unacceptable.

"You want me to hire people who can't do the job, pay them a higher wage than they're worth, give them benefits even I don't get and pay more in taxes for the privilege? NJNBHN."

by ak4mc October 12, 2011