ak4mc's definitions

JFW

"Just fucking wow." An expression of disbelief over something truly amazing, astounding, or mind-bogglingly stupid.

"Did you see how much taxpayer money the Obamas are spending on their Martha's Vineyard -- while even the rich gomers that live there are hurting in this economy? JFW."

by ak4mc August 28, 2011

NJNBHN

An internet acronym signifying "Not just no but hell no." Used when rejecting a proposition that is beyond merely unacceptable.

"You want me to hire people who can't do the job, pay them a higher wage than they're worth, give them benefits even I don't get and pay more in taxes for the privilege? NJNBHN."

by ak4mc October 12, 2011

maladministration

1. Mismanagement that is clearly deliberate and malicious.

2. Innocently incompetent mismanagement that has such detrimental consequences that it could not be worse if it were deliberate and malicious.

3. (proper) A specific administration that meets either of the above definitions.

We still have two and a half more years of the Obama Maladministration ahead of us, but fortunately I can see 2012 from my house.

by ak4mc July 8, 2010

luck

A consequence of random chance (a force which affects everyone equally and is therefore the fairest thing in life) (contrary to the bitching, whining, moaning and complaining of people who think it's "unfair" that other people make more effective use of luck than they do) (seriously, the difference between "bad" luck and "good" luck is WORK) (dammit).

"So he and I found a bundle of $100 bills, and we split them up evenly, and he spent his on women and booze while I invested mine and got rich, and now he's pissed off because I was 'lucky.'"

by ak4mc September 23, 2011

wrnog

Something that is so wrong that even spelling "wrong" correctly doesn't do it justice.

"Did you see how he was kissing his sister? That was just wrnog."

by ak4mc September 6, 2011

malpresidency

A presidency, the most obvious characteristic of which is maladministration.

I haven't seen things this bad since the Carter Malpresidency.

by ak4mc July 8, 2010

Twetten

To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.

“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”

by ak4mc January 25, 2011