fuckstock 

1.a qualitative measure of one's boinkability
2.a 'bot' or 'troll' on FC responsible for random postings of nonsequiturs, such as "kill yourself and fuck the body" and "I will drug you and fuck you"

your fuckstock is ass prone, nutcocker

fuckstock by :boogiepika: June 16, 2003

fuckstock 

A synonym for your Dick

Dude I just stuck my fuckstock in Jill last night...

fuckstock by Laver July 7, 2007

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

fuckstick 

An idiot

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.

fuckstick by Anonymous October 2, 2003

fucksocks 

A way of expressing annoyance whilst at the same time supplying mirth to yourself and others who hear you. Will work untill well known.

Sudden realisation that you have completely missed your turning;
'Oh fucksocks.'

fucksocks by Lord Mogroth December 8, 2003

Fuckstomp 

To completely and utterly destroy; usually when referring to an athletic competition.

"Wow, did you see Oklahoma get fuckstomped by UCLA this weekend?"

Fuckstomp by Trendon September 19, 2005

Fuckstick 

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.

Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!

Fuckstick by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021