nutnucker

A person when they are near you are constantly making loud noises, talking loud, and covertly trying to get your attention and getting on your last nerves.

That nutnucker is always beeping his car horn when I'm outside, god he is annoying.

by gettruth December 18, 2023

nutsacker

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks

Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.

by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

nutcocker

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

by Laika December 30, 2003

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutbucker

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.

Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008

numfuckery

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

by i didnt know October 6, 2016