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Nutbucker 

a provacative and irrestible female. Someone that everybody loves. They dont like being called names. And if you play a prank on them you better watch your back.
I tried to screw with that nutbucker, but she got me back good.

Have you seen that nutbucker? she's a total knockout.
Nutbucker by Total Hottie January 29, 2008

nutsacker 

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks
Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.
nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast 

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.
Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!

nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business
Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.
nutsackery by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008