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nutmess

"Nutmess" is when one ruins articles of cloth, Ex. towels, bed sheets, pants, with their seamen after ejaculating or sex.
Dude, I made a total nutmess on your sister's bed last night
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nutless

Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device.
After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.
by Snot416 August 1, 2007
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nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.
The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."
by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013
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nutless wonder

A man who A)upon meeting a beautiful girl puts his nuts in a jar and gives them to her to put on her nightstand or ,B)loses his balls for lack of use.
A)Steve bought his girlfriend of 3 months a car. He is the king of the nutless wonders.
B)The boss is really pushing James around. Nutless wonder.
by Varnell August 7, 2006
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Nutless Dick Sac

The occurrence of being born without testicles in your scrotum sac but instead the gist of the sac is permeated with a magnum sized dong.
Joseph's roommate dropped his shower towel to reveal a perfectly shaped nutless dick sac.

Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.

After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.
by jcash2 January 21, 2010
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Nutmegsplooge

Nutmegsplooge is a off white and creamy seasonal treat for all women worldwide during the fall and winter months.
Emily loves to get into the holiday spirit with a pumpkin spice latte and a late night nutmegsplooge.
by Dr. Stonks February 9, 2021
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notmessiah

When you play chess against notmessiah you either loose or get a bottle smashed against your head.
by Sealami October 15, 2021
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