Sealami's definitions

Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

JamJoey1

The literal definition of hugs and kisses. Only gives positive vibes aswell as being an fabulous mathematician.

Without the help of JamJoey1 I would have never passed in math.

by Sealami October 16, 2021

ThirstyWhiteGirl

Christina.

That ThirstyWhiteGirl’s body count, is definitely over 452,510

by Sealami October 15, 2021

AshleyAD

An alcoholic… Just an alcoholic

Ashley is such an AshleyAD

by Sealami October 13, 2021

Sealami

An addict to the beverage Eggnog, and or cocaine.

That Sealami is going to have liver problems when they are older.

by Sealami October 12, 2021

notmessiah

A chess master who is drunk almost all the time

When you play chess against notmessiah you either loose or get a bottle smashed against your head.

by Sealami October 15, 2021

MangGhost

A mango from the realm of the dead. Can also be used as the 4th tire on a tricycle.

Damn that MangGhost really can’t get any finals. SMH

by Sealami October 14, 2021