Sealami's definitions

Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

JamJoey1

The literal definition of hugs and kisses. Only gives positive vibes aswell as being an fabulous mathematician.

Without the help of JamJoey1 I would have never passed in math.

by Sealami October 16, 2021

Zaffosaurus

If a person get split into a evil and kind human this is the 99.9% kind human.

Don’t be the one person that messes with the 0.1% of the zaffosaurus.

by Sealami October 15, 2021

waindavision

Not quite the tv show rather if god and satan had a child and this child became a ups driver and best friends with a Disney princess

Don’t you think that waindavision is awesome since my packages always arrive on time!

by Sealami October 15, 2021

Icereek

A frozen turd that becomes harder then a rock but then turns human… but they are a nice turd that is only annoying to those who deserve it

Every friend group needs an Icereek.

by Sealami October 15, 2021

notmessiah

A chess master who is drunk almost all the time

When you play chess against notmessiah you either loose or get a bottle smashed against your head.

by Sealami October 15, 2021

ThirstyWhiteGirl

Christina.

That ThirstyWhiteGirl’s body count, is definitely over 452,510

by Sealami October 15, 2021