Skip to main content

Brads wife 

1. A beautiful angel who gave the best 11 years of her life to cracker barrel only to be let go without reason on her husbands birthday.

2. The glue holding Cracker Barrel together
1. Dude 1: "Hey bru wanna hit up Cracker Barrel?"
Dude 2: "naaaa bra, it's become a cesspool of dispair since brads wife was let go"

2. Girl 1: "would you like to donate 1 dollar to a worthy cause?"

Girl 2: "what's the cause?"
Girl 1: "100,000 dollars to take Cracker Barrel to court In an attempt to bring the franchise to its knees and to bring justice to brads wife"
Girl 2: " let me just grab some change (runs to nearest ATM, takes out every last penny)

3. *Gets Facebook notification* "Brad invited you to like his Facebook page ""1,000,000 strong against Cracker Barrel, justice for brads wife"" *ends up in a finger cast for hitting "like" too many times*
Brads wife by Princesshoops March 25, 2017

Brads Toe Disorder 

Caused when heavy weighted things fall onto ones toe, resulting into a horrifying abominable toe with a repulsive stench permanently.
i.e of how one would get Brads Toe Disorder "Shit nigga im swol i can lift this damn washing machine all by myself" in attempts of lifting the washing machine it falls landing on his toe "AAARRRGHHHHH FUCK".
Brads Toe Disorder by Stanklip September 13, 2021
A woman with a glorious vagina who loves the D
Brads Mom by myselfbitches October 7, 2009

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend 

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”
Brads Chick by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020

Living Legend Billy Brads

A ficticious character that appears in many short stories and blog entries. He is known for being a tragic figure. He was created in 2005 after a Wu-Tang Clan concert in New Haven, CT at Toads place.
The Living Legend Billy Brads LLBB once broke it off with a girl he met on myspace because after everytime she went to the bathroom she left a Trident wrapper on top of the toilet.