notamatch 

Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.com.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.

How did your date go with that chick from Match.com? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.

notamatch by s6 July 19, 2005

NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009

notmaths 

a maths lesson that is on but you don't think is on.

april said to laura "see you in notmaths"

notmaths by Lawzy_B May 24, 2007

Notwatch 

To "watch" but not actually watch a movie.

I.e. to pretend to watch a movie, but in reality to do something else like have sexual intercourse.

Yeah you've seen 'My Cousin Vinnie'. We def notwatched that at ur house when ur parents were home that time.

Notwatch by dude122121 September 29, 2008

notamatic 

not automatic, something that requires manual labour.

What are you waiting for? Those doors are notamatic.

notamatic by Dr.Alix August 21, 2007

notagachabrat 

Not a gacha brat is an amazing gacha Tiktoker that does POV’s, tweening and comedy TikToks!

I’m stalking Notagachabrat right now.

notagachabrat by pussfart11 October 14, 2021

notagachabrat 

An amazing gacha tiktoker, that does tweening, POV’s and comedy tiktoks!

Oh! notagachabrat JUST POSTED

notagachabrat by pussfart11 October 14, 2021