Notwatch 

To "watch" but not actually watch a movie.

I.e. to pretend to watch a movie, but in reality to do something else like have sexual intercourse.

Yeah you've seen 'My Cousin Vinnie'. We def notwatched that at ur house when ur parents were home that time.

Notwatch by dude122121 September 29, 2008

Netwatcher 

(1) often pejorative. Compulsive websurfers who rely on Internet resources as their sole source of information. Often carries a connotation of anti-elitism and a disdain for more tradional "paper-based" sources such as newspapers, encyclopedias, research papers, peer-review publications, or books.
(2) Professional commentators - marketing and media specialists - who track online trends, netiquette, and usage patterns in order to identify changes in behavioural patterns

Militant Wikipedia fans make up a particlarly virulent cult of Netwatchers.

Netwatcher by goodomens September 18, 2006

Not-watch 

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."

Not-watch by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013