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The automatic transmission is the type of transmission that ALL dealerships THINK everyone wants.
Go to any auto dealership and find a car or truck without an automatic transmission in the model that YOU want with a manual transmission
by HunterXray March 07, 2007
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A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.
My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.
by Flash June 11, 2005
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A type of car transmission usually found in bumper cars at theme parks and kiddie go-karts. Some people with missing arms or legs drive automatics, although people who dont know how to drive also use them. It takes the skill level of a 3 year old to operate an automatic.
I got my dad an automatic for his 55th birthday and he beat me within an inch of my life.
by FlakeyWaffle April 13, 2006
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Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.
A real man drives a manual transmission, not an automatic.
by DaBoss November 27, 2006
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An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
by Sneaky Snyde May 27, 2005
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Chant done at basketball games or other athletic events, when somebody is on FIRE, who the athlete is in the "ZONE"
Jimmy White is AUTOMATIC tonight against the patriots!
by BLT March 26, 2005
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When your systems are down or you are not in control.
"No way to control it, it's totally automatic...all of my systems are down"
by 80sman July 10, 2003
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