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notamatch 

Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.com.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.
How did your date go with that chick from Match.com? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.
notamatch by s6 July 19, 2005
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Nomaticysm

No-mat-is-iz-sm

A word all the cool kids say.

Means no to the fullest extent.

Sometimes followed by a slap to the face.
The opposite of yeppaismaticlysm
Jack: Windows is such a win.
John: Nomaticysm! Your a looser! Go die!
Nomaticysm by MyNameIsJohnSmith December 23, 2010

notamerica 

notAmerica is that part of the world that we do not yet own or controll and therefore must be destroyed or invaded
one day, one bright, shining GLORIOUS DAY there will be no notAmerica

notomatic 

A motion sensing dispenser that fails to dispense.
Yo, bitch! Give up the paper towels, you notomatic piece of shit.
notomatic by Sanctorium October 28, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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