An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.

Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!

Nugmuffin by Fakename Bill August 1, 2014

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nagamuffin

Somone who is a nag, bitches all the time, pesters you about stupid crap.

nag, nagamuffins, my little nagamuffin, nagamufin
pronounced: NAG-A-MUFF-IN
When are you going to get a job?
Why can't you just pick that up?
Are you going to finish that ... insert something here ...

nagamuffin by apteric June 19, 2008

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Nutmuffin

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin

Chads such a nutmuffin

Nutmuffin by Connor November 4, 2003

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Nagamuffin

A descriptor applicable exclusively to poorly clothed, unwashed women who incessantly and unnecessarily complain about everything, despite there being nothing at all to worry about.

"I asked Ashleigh to wash her hair last night and fuckin' boy oh boy, was that ever a shitshow. 3 solid hours of bitching."

"She still insistent on this crust punk phase?"

"Yeah and she's become a real fuckin' nagamuffin about it."

Nagamuffin by Steven Buttface August 7, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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