Another way of saying "Noob" but with the word muffin to add some spice to the insult. No-one wants to be a muffin and a noob at the same time either.

Hey look at that noobmuffin he fucking died before the round started.

noobmuffin by aldin October 11, 2007

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Nugmuffin

An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.

Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!

Nugmuffin by Fakename Bill August 1, 2014

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nubmuff

a person who is garbage at a particular video game. usually gets owned in first person shooters. a shortened term for nubmuffin.

"Hey Wiley I just popped that guy's dome."
-"Yea Con Con thats cause he is a nubmuff."

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Nutmuffin

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin

Chads such a nutmuffin

Nutmuffin by Connor November 4, 2003

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nigmuffin

1. A lovable African American pet name.

2. A chochlate muffin. (Or any dark muffin of that matter)

1. "Who's my little nigmuffin!!!"

2. "Get me a nigmuffin while you're out mother"

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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