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nubmuffin 

kinda like a nubcake but much smaller
josh: hey matt, whats the password?
matt: same as usual, nubmuffin
nubmuffin by Matt November 23, 2004
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nigmuffin 

a particularly good muffin. or an affectionate term for a blackperson
1. i just had the best nigmuffin.

2. hey, nigmuffin.
nigmuffin by propstoike December 23, 2008

noobmuffin 

Another way of saying "Noob" but with the word muffin to add some spice to the insult. No-one wants to be a muffin and a noob at the same time either.
Hey look at that noobmuffin he fucking died before the round started.
noobmuffin by aldin October 11, 2007
An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.
Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!
Nugmuffin by Fakename Bill August 1, 2014
a person who is garbage at a particular video game. usually gets owned in first person shooters. a shortened term for nubmuffin.
"Hey Wiley I just popped that guy's dome."
-"Yea Con Con thats cause he is a nubmuff."
nubmuff by Penguin on Fir3 May 21, 2008

Nutmuffin 

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin
Chads such a nutmuffin
Nutmuffin by Connor November 4, 2003

nigmuffin 

1. A lovable African American pet name.

2. A chochlate muffin. (Or any dark muffin of that matter)

1. "Who's my little nigmuffin!!!"

2. "Get me a nigmuffin while you're out mother"
nigmuffin by The Bensonator! January 20, 2009
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